WANTED: Child's face

6 - 8 years old. Must have angelic smile and sparkle in eyes. Top price paid by Dad who lit a barbecue using petrol.

WANTED: Man's face

40 - 50 years old, but younger looking. No beards, but may consider goatee. Top price paid by Gentleman who lit a barbecue using petrol.

ONLY EVER USE RECOMMENDED FLUIDS OR FIRELIGHTERS WHEN LIGHTING BARBECUES.

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